sorry buddies these few months i don have time to add some crabby jokes to my blog cause my company is preparing for ISO19001(I-ass-hole19001) and OSHA 18001(oh-shit18001) and sadly i happened to be the internal auditor(Back stabber). So i am so busy snooping ppl's paper work and stab them on the back!! man about the 12 may china earth quake i also don know. Hope our chinese buddy survived that. Hey china buddy are u all ok and stil alive?? So back to our comapany.......shit!1 is how i describe them, Why must i be the bad person....but i like my job he he he. That's why i called my department blaming and framing deaprtment ha ha ha. After the audit i am running to thailand to do prayers.

All right fiends, seems like i am a year closer to my grave, maybe u guys may want to start early on sending consolitation money before i R.I.P in future. I am not superstitious about taking dead money early. So whoever had read this beter pay up me money or i wil haunt u when i really die...in your sleep he he he. SO on may 10th it's my 31 aniversary i am stil alie and kicking oh!don forget to sent in present too and my dead money ha ha ha Double score!!after 8 years of working hard on the 2 jan 2008 i am a senior officer now...and all the time i spent just to get myself right up again....i can't remember when was the last time i celebrate my birthday...but one day but maybe some years later i will invite u all ok. Celerating or not is nothing to me now..i already get used to it already...Alone all the time thinking about myself and my future. Beginning of this year aged 3o i got what i wanted...yeah hell closer to go now buddy and i am rady to face the dead before i got any commitment!! Sometime really tire of life somethime still don feel like leaving this world...Human denial is the last resort.

 

So sorry Mr. Woody don have any jokes to tell right now cause i am working. Don wana boss caught me and have a reason to fire me right ha ha ha. Thailand and china i will be visiting u before end of 2008!!!

 

 

when dead there is new life, sadness there is still be happiness, u are poor and have nothing but healthy, u are rich and sick and u are affraid of ppl stealing your wealth and your sonS fighting for your well when u die......OR EVEN BEFORE U DIE. We are all made equal. When u are down just look or browse into affrica and take a loo at those pictures taken by the redcross union..... u will be greatfull but don forget to make some donation to the needies. If u believe in KARMA!! some thing that i don believe in but dare not to challenge it....not event myselg got thatgut todo so. ........ok..ok...enough of all these crap!! so... time for my crab joke aagin ok??